The Beauty of Simplicity

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Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Read this interesting story at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505580/1/The_Guys_Rules. Here's an excerpt taken from the story:

Subject: The Guys' Rules

Read these and memorize them. They are all numbered one because each rule is the number one rule.

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Empathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color! Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as weapons, work outs, or justus.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. We are in shape. Round is a shape!

1. We love sleeping on the couch. It’s like camping.

If you want to be my girlfriend, learn these conditions. See you at six.

-Sasuke

Light my path
12:38:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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“All our lives we search for someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance the song of heartbreak and hope all the while, wondering if somewhere, somehow there is someone searching for us.”

(Anonymous)

Light my path
12:36:00 am

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Saturday, 25 July 2009

Stop it with the goosebumps-inspiring pet names.

Ugh.

Feeling nauseous.

Light my path
10:38:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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Oasis - Stand By Me

Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday I've -
Gotta lot of things to learn
Said I would and I'll be leaving one day -
Before my heart starts to burn

(Bridge)
So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new... don't you know
The cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away
Times are hard when things have got no meaning

I've found a key upon the floor
Maybe you and I will not believe in the things we find
Behind the door

So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new... don't you know
The cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away

(Chorus)
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be

If you're leaving will you take me with you
I'm tired of talking on my phone
There is one thing I can never give you
My heart can never be your home

So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new... don't you know
The cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away

Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
The way it's gonna be, baby I can see

Don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away

Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me - nobody knows the way it's gonna be

The first time I heard this song was when Yoga sang it. Pretty awesome.

Light my path
9:23:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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Saturday, 11 July 2009

刘德华 - 峰回路转

喜欢一个人追求心中所想
岂管别人笑我如何痴狂
没有牵挂不能放没有创痛不能忘
唯有豁开才能超越沧桑

喜欢去作梦因为梦想很美
满足了心灵忘记了疲惫
与其整天去怨对不如专心去面对
唯有宽怀方能微笑入睡

坦坦荡荡月华星光
一片清辉相映入眼宜然
简简单单轻风云淡
伴我上路洒远走四方

近水绕远山
芳草连著天边长
人间处处尽是峰回路转

Light my path
9:11:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

爱是不是不开口才珍贵

- 最长的电影 - 周杰伦

Light my path
9:27:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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Monday, 6 July 2009

因为在乎, 所以会感伤.

Light my path
11:04:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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Friday, 3 July 2009

Liar, liar.
Pants on fire.

You liar.

Light my path
1:45:00 am

youdrovemydarknessaway`-//*

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